1. Don't change horses
Macey: shoes
Gavin: underwear
2.Strike while the
Macey:wind blows
Gavin: defenses are down
3. It's always darkest before
Macey: night
Gavin: before you open your eyes
4. Never underestimate the power of
Macey: God
Gavin: hormones
5. You can lead a horse to water:
Macey: not to bridges
Gavin: but not a women to bed
Mom: remember this!
6. Don't bite the hand that:
Macey: itches their eyes
Gavin: that has band aids on every finger
7. No news is
Macey: boring
Gavin: not reported
8. A miss is as good as a
Macey: Mrs
Gavin: not hitting it
9. You can't teach an old dog new
Macey: tricks
Gavin:
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll
Macey: stink
Gavin: regret it in the end
11. Love all, trust
Macey: God
Gavin: hormones
12. The pen is mightier than the
Macey: pencil
Gavin: pencil
13. An idle mind is
Macey: boring
Gavin: a dirty mind
14. Where there's smoke there's
Macey: fire
Gavin: weed
Mom: Really?
15. Happy is the bride who
Macey: Marries a man named Rodger
Gavin: who does not bite the hand (thinking of #6)
16. A penny saved
Macey: is one cents
Gavin: wasted money
17. Two's company, three's
Macey: a party
Gavin: one more person
18: Don't put off today what
Macey: you had to do yesterday
Gavin:?
19. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world
Macey: cries with you
Gavin: lose all your self pride forever
20: There are none so blind as
Macey: blind people
Gavin: blind people
21. Children should be seen and not
Macey: on the highway
Gavin: feed
22. If at first you don't succeed
Macey: you did it wrong
Gavin: keep asking till they say yes
Mom: funny how that never works but you still ask!
23. You get out of something what you
Macey: got into
Gavin:?
24. When the blind lead the blind
Macey: they crash
Gavin: they'll run into a wall
25. A bird in hand
Macey: will poo poo on you
Gavin: is dead
26. Better late than
Macey: nothing
Gavin: early
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