Monday, February 25, 2013

Proverbs...from a child

So I asked Macey and Gavin these same questions and these are the answers they gave me:

1.  Don't change horses
Macey: shoes
Gavin: underwear

2.Strike while the
Macey:wind blows
Gavin: defenses are down

3. It's always darkest before
Macey: night
Gavin: before you open your eyes

4. Never underestimate the power of
Macey: God
Gavin: hormones

5.  You can lead a horse to water:
Macey: not to bridges
Gavin: but not a women to bed
Mom: remember this!

6.  Don't bite the hand that:
Macey: itches their eyes
Gavin: that has band aids on every finger

7.  No news is
Macey: boring
Gavin: not reported

8.  A miss is as good as a
Macey: Mrs
Gavin: not hitting it

9.  You can't teach an old dog new
Macey: tricks

10.  If you lie down with dogs, you'll
Macey: stink
Gavin: regret it in the end

11.  Love all, trust
Macey: God
Gavin: hormones

12.  The pen is mightier than the
Macey: pencil
Gavin: pencil

13.  An idle mind is
Macey: boring
Gavin: a dirty mind

14.  Where there's smoke there's
Macey: fire
Gavin: weed
Mom: Really?

15.  Happy is the bride who
Macey: Marries a man named Rodger
Gavin: who does not bite the hand (thinking of #6)

16.  A penny saved
Macey: is one cents
Gavin: wasted money

17.  Two's company, three's
Macey: a party
Gavin: one more person

18:  Don't put off today what
Macey: you had to do yesterday

19.  Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world
Macey:  cries with you
Gavin: lose all your self pride forever

20:  There are none so blind as
Macey:  blind people
Gavin: blind people

21.  Children should be seen and not
Macey: on the highway
Gavin: feed

22.  If at first you don't succeed
Macey:  you did it wrong
Gavin: keep asking till they say yes 
Mom: funny how that never works but you still ask!

23.  You get out of something what you
Macey: got into

24.  When the blind lead the blind
Macey: they crash
Gavin: they'll run into a wall

25.  A bird in hand
Macey: will poo poo on you
Gavin: is dead

26. Better late than
Macey: nothing
Gavin: early

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